Pornography's 'Philosopher King'
Jeremy's swinging, I've learned, has earned him a lonely life: By his own admission, every mate he's ever had (except one) has dumped him on account of his refusal to stay faithful. "It's odd to think there was a time when [a single] girl might've been enough to make me happy," he writes wistfully of his first love, Mandy. "All I wanted was to sit on the cold floor of a dark and abandoned school, [cuddling with Mandy] and count[ing] the pretend stars on the ceiling tiles."